Starting soon, here comes Sony with their batch of nonsense. Will Hideo Kojima show up? How much time will be dedicated to Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare (answer: too much)? Will we all die of old age while watching montages of mediocre-looking VR games? Here we gooooooooooo!
welcome to the 70th annual Tony awards
God of War 4 is being shown, with Kratos showing some kid how to hunt. Kratos has a beard, and the game is shown from an over-the-shoulder perspective now. It seems like an entirely different game, very much like the recent Tomb Raiders. I’m totally okay with that, especially with the implication that now Kratos will be murdering his way through the Norse pantheon.
Just called God of War. Reboots, they’re so hot right now!
Short trailer for DaysGone, a post-apocalyptic game about bikers?
Another short trailer for The Last Guardian, now with a date of October 25th, this year.
Also some gameplay of Horizon: Zero Dawn, which still looks super good.
There’s also a bit for Detroit: Become Human, Quantic Dream’s latest over-promising disaster.
And now some sort of horror game, so I don’t care. Oh, it’s Resident EVIIl. EVIL. 7. Evil7. Killer7. It’s only on VR, apparently.
Some VR things, and some CoD: Infinite Warfare.
Then, Crash Bandicoot is teased, but it’s just remakes of 1, 2, and Warped, plus Crash is in the new Skylanders. George is currently in a murderous rage.
Lego Star Wars: The Force Awakens is out in a couple of weeks, in case you forgot.
Andrew House coming out to not talk about the Playstation NEO.
Kojima’s here to show the first thing from his NEW GAME!
It stars Norman Reedus, of P.T. fame, and is called Death Stranding. It also looks hella weird.
Insomniac is making a Spider-Man game that actually looks pretty cool.
Then there was a longer gameplay clip of DaysGone, and surprise, it’s a zombie game. Looks super boring, although the hordes of zombos and gollums look pretty good in motion.
THE END. George is still mad about Crash.